What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What season begins with a thud?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
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