What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
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