What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What table can you never sit at?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which cats love to be petted?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
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