What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
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