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What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

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How are mountains able to see?

Why do cows wear bells?