Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What car can you only see twice a year?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How do you measure a millennial?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?