What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Where do actors go to pray?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?