Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
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Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
When do astronauts eat?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
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