What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why was the math book sad?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?