Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
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Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do cats wear to work?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
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