Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What condiment has wings?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What table can you never sit at?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?