What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
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