What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Boxing Day.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why is the beach so confident?
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