What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?