Which insect makes the best father?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's black and white and red all over?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do cows say on NYE?