What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?