Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Which hot drink loves golf?