What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?