Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Which insect makes the best father?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?