What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do naked fish play with?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the foal cough?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?