Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do insects learn at school?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What is the tallest building in the world?

How does the sun listen to music?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?