Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?