There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?