What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
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