What cartoon character loves insects?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?