What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?