How do you make antifreeze?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What does a dog say before eating?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Which cats love to be petted?