Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?