Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Where are average things manufactured?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?