Why did the student eat their homework?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What did one plate say to the other?