Why do cows always skip gym class?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?