What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the bee sad?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?