What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why are scissors so forgiving?