Why did the student eat their homework?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why did the snake cross the road?