What does an evil hen lay?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?