Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What table can you never sit at?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?