Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call a dog in space?