What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?