Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?