Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What vegetables make the best music?

What nationality are most fish?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why did the barber win the race?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?