What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?