Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's the loudest sport?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?