What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?