Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
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