Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What animals make the best students?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?