Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How long do chickens work?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
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