Why did the lamb cross the road?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?