How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What is blue and not heavy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?