What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?