Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?