Which animals make the best football players?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What did summer say to spring?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?