What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
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