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A black diamond.
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What type of bat doesn't fly?
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Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What animal always goes to heaven?
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Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do elves learn in school?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
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