What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
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Where do German dogs sleep?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
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