Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Where are average things manufactured?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Where do ants go to eat?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Where can you always get cheap gas?