What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?