What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do naked fish play with?

Which farm animals are famous painters?