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What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why do cows always skip gym class?