What's the saddest part of the week?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

A book just fell on my head.

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Where do birds go to drink?

That bird won't stop squawking.

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did electricity win the race?