What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What condiment has wings?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

When should baseball players wear armor?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What car can't keep a secret?