What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What sports are both plant-based?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Which animal should never work for the government?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?