What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What did autumn say to summer?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What words make the best athletes?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Where do birds go to drink?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?