Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What animal knows kung fu?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What did March say to the madness?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why are books always so angry?