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What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What tea do footballers drink?