Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

How do trees get access to the internet?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What's the beach's favorite movie?