What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

How do trees get access to the internet?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What sport is always getting in trouble?