What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Where do hamsters come from?