Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why do elephants have trunks?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How did the tree get lost?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's the laziest vegetable?