What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What game do mice love to play?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's a goose's favorite book?