Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
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