Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?