What do sprinters eat before a race?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How are mountains able to see?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?