Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
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