Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
When should you start writing a book?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
It's allergy season again?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
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