What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do cows say on NYE?