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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why was the mime upset?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?