Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
When do astronauts eat?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
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