Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Can February March?
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