What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
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How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
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