What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?