Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

How do you wash a lamb?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What games do ants play with elephants?