What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Do dads always snore?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why was the math book sad?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?