What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why is money so stubborn?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?