What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do naked fish play with?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why do mice need oiling?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Where do pigs learn magic?