What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Did you know about April 1st?

How does a taco bless the table?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?