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Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why are computers so good at golf?