Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?