Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's a cat's favorite song?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why do porcupines always win the game?