If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you call the dog magician?

What did autumn say to summer?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Where does water do all its banking?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What is the smallest lion?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?