What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Which computer won the talent show?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?