Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?