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What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?