In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What did March say to the madness?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?