What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?