What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?