What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do elves learn in school?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What words make the best athletes?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?