Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?