Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?