Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Where do termites go camping?

What's a frog's favorite sport?