What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?