What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?