Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?