What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
Which dogs love to study science?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do cows always add to their salad?
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