What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

How do locomotives know where to go?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do chips wear socks?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?