Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why do cubes make great referees?