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Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

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What do you eat on July 5th?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

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