What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
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What is the most attractive fruit?
How is cat food sold?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
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Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
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