Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?