What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call a handsome runner?

How do you make antifreeze?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you call an old snowman?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What game does a rabbit always win?