What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?