OK, that's enough fish puns.

How is life like toilet paper?

Why is furniture so generous?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

How is cat food sold?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?