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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

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Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do cats love to work?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the body of water think so much?