What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
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