Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
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