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What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

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What bird helps you stay dry?

What time of day was Adam created?

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Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?