What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How do fleas travel?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?