Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Families are like fudge.

What game does chlorine never lose?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?