Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do naked fish play with?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?