What do you call a dancing sheep?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?