What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What does winter fat turn into?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

How do billboards talk?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do little monsters call their mother?