How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What fairy loves to count?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Where does breakfast live?