My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?