Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How do you grill cheese?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
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