Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
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