Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What table can you never sit at?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do math teachers eat?