Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

How do you make a cow float?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?