What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What game do bats excel at?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?