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What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do golfers drink on the green?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What kind of store would a dog own?

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What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?